This photo doesn’t accurately reflect how much my legs are trembling, or how gross and sweaty I am. #workingonmybuttness

This photo doesn’t accurately reflect how much my legs are trembling, or how gross and sweaty I am. #workingonmybuttness

Bought three new dresses after going on a dress-buying hiatus for six-ish months. This is one of dem bbs.

Bought three new dresses after going on a dress-buying hiatus for six-ish months. This is one of dem bbs.

Since I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, I thought, “why not?”
From my March trip to DC.

Since I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, I thought, “why not?”

From my March trip to DC.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of volume. 

My hair hasn’t been this big in a LONG time. I’m feeling it.

80s hair fantasy.

80s hair fantasy.

Mountain mama.

Mountain mama.

Adventure time.

Adventure time.

gave myself a slight hair chop. Bangs aren’t quite as short as I wanted, but my hair is pretty long so I thought it would look weird if they were shorter, maybe? And the hair dried a little weird on top. It’ll look better tomorrow, though. Also, I am pretty pimply on my jaw & chin. lol fuq pimples.

I’ll be chopping away at my hair tomorrow to get these curly bangs back. I feel like I’ve let the layers in my hair go to shit so I need to upkeep. Also, are they not fucking cute as shit? LOOK AT HOW QT I AM (not).

look at this shmexy bb

Also, I dyed my ombre to nice auburn brown.

I never post real smile photos. I mean, this is obviously staged (duh), but ya know. Like the super flirty barista told me in the drive-thru line, “Smiles are the best shiny things.”

I never post real smile photos. I mean, this is obviously staged (duh), but ya know. Like the super flirty barista told me in the drive-thru line, “Smiles are the best shiny things.”

In front of our hotel room window.

In front of our hotel room window.

Fuchsia lips.

Fuchsia lips.

New blanket. Finally, I can fulfill my destiny of becoming the next Grimace.

New blanket. Finally, I can fulfill my destiny of becoming the next Grimace.